me: *doesnt open important mail*
me: this will be fine
posted 9 minutes ago with 448 notes
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#q

is…”skinny white girl” an avenger now?

(Source: caroljessie)

posted 28 minutes ago with 1,981 notes
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#my wife #comics: hawkeye

http://drunktuesdaze.tumblr.com/post/92526306059/captainbisexual-it-doesnt-matter-how-many

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…

posted 52 minutes ago with 13,925 notes
via: drunktuesdaze source: captainbisexual
#about me

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Your head is a living forest full of song birds. — E.E. Cummings (via universal-wanderer)

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kasisnotofimport:

nialllhoran:

[wears heavy eyeliner and leather jacket] [listens to one direction loudly on bus] this is who I am

posted 1 hour ago with 8,544 notes
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#about me
I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka. — ( (via i-ivorytower)

(Source: morphin--e)

posted 2 hours ago with 20,767 notes
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#words #tall boys don't bend

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posted 2 hours ago with 225 notes
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#comics: hawkeye #babe #my wife

vulcan-ology:

i think the most inaccurate part of the reboot movies is that jim kirk hasn’t ripped his shirt yet. not once. did they even watch tos?? he ripped his shirt like every three episodes.

Sometimes we saw shadows of gods
in the trees; silenced, we went on. — Galway Kinnell, opening lines to “Turkeys,” The New Yorker (18 January 2010)

(Source: literarymiscellany)

posted 3 hours ago with 624 notes
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#words

oharad:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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posted 3 hours ago with 141,032 notes
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#l o r d #this boy #PRATT

goth1989:

wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card 

posted 4 hours ago with 4,554 notes
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squints at people under 5’5 YOU CAN WEAR SHORT DRESSES WITHOUT TIGHTS, TRAITORS

posted 4 hours ago with 8 notes
Goodnight and great love to you. We see the same stars. — George Mallory, from a letter to his wife Ruth during the 1921 Everest Reconnaissance Expedition (via kvtes)

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posted 4 hours ago with 21,693 notes
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#words

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